Fashion Prince

This next fashion don’t is one of those things that may make a whole lot of you little princes groan, but sacrifices must be made if you intend to retain your title as fashion royalty. You know that wacky novelty tie you have? And your Family Guy tee shirt? And those boxer shorts with “Kiss me, I’m Irish” scrawled all over them? Yeah, well, those are not quite as cute as you think they are. Sorry guys, them’s the breaks.

Novelty clothes do not a fashion prince make, not under any circumstances. Most of the time, they are only passing trends anyway — and that is not the kind of ‘trendy’ you want to be, promise.

Those gross, funny, witty, what have you, tee shirts are funny to your buddies. Girls, however, are generally going to think that you are … well. Something not very nice.

However, there are possibly exceptions to this rule — some girls do find novelty clothing items funny or cute. Still, you ought to use this stuff for just grubbing around the house once you’re out of college.